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Too Soon, Simon: The Auditions That Outlasted the Buzzer

A dancer approaching 80 takes flight, a bartender hits the splits in heels, and Simon Cowell apologizes. These auditions make the case for waiting until the act is over.
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A dancer approaching 80 takes flight, a bartender hits the splits in heels, and Simon Cowell apologizes. These auditions make the case for waiting until the act is over.

Simon Cowell has already buzzed Paddy and Nico when their dance becomes something he did not expect. Nico lifts his partner into rapid spins and aerial flips. Paddy, who has told the judges she will turn 80 in July, keeps pace. Amanda Holden hits the Golden Buzzer, and gold confetti falls over the stage.

Then comes Cowell’s apology. “I did obviously buzz a little early,” he says. He had judged the slow opening before “all the crazy things happened.” Paddy and Nico leave with a place in the live shows; Cowell has to explain why he tried to stop them.

That is the strongest reversal in When Judges BUZZ Too Soon!, a compilation of talent-show auditions built around the gap between a first impression and a finished performance. Some contestants change the judges’ minds. Others get through while Cowell holds firmly to his no. The disagreement is often as entertaining as the act.

Paddy’s second start

Before dancing, Paddy gives the panel a modest answer about winning. “Just as long as people enjoy what we’re doing and we give people pleasure, that’s the main thing.” She describes her relationship with Nico as professional. Nothing in that brief exchange prepares the judges for the lifts.

Afterward, she explains how she reached his dance academy. She began dancing at two and a half, stopped when she married and had four children. Later, she moved to Spain with her husband. He died eighteen months after the move.

“For something to do, I went to Nico’s Dance Academy to learn something totally different,” she says. The judges hear this history after watching her fly through the routine. Their praise now has a person and a set of choices behind it.

Paddy also consulted her family before taking this further. They told her she had given up so much to raise them and care for their father, and that he would be proud. “Paddy, you are my hero,” one judge tells her. With Holden’s Golden Buzzer already pressed, the panel has no need to vote.

The bartender who changes the vote

Luca, a 23-year-old bartender, produces a more abrupt change of mood. He says he wants to make people happy. His opening singing does little to persuade the panel, but then he drops into a fast, fluid dance routine in high-heeled ankle boots.

The shift is physical and immediate. Luca drives through the choreography, leaps and lands in a full floor split. A judge asks whether he hurt himself because he came down “with quite a crash.” He says no.

Two judges want to remove their buzzers. “Talk about the worst audition and then pow,” one says. Another refuses to budge: “Mine’s staying up.” Luca gets three yeses and a definite no, followed by a question about whether the singing will remain part of the act. He confirms that it will. The panel has accepted the whole package, though one judge plainly wishes it had not.

The magician Scott also asks the judges to sit through an awkward beginning. He introduces himself as a magician who has just turned 50. A crew member brings out a blonde mannequin dressed in pink; later, Scott opens a cabinet and a real woman emerges, smiling and waving. The reveal gives the earlier uncertainty a destination.

How many yellow vests are enough?

Viggo Venn makes the panel wait for something far sillier. He is from Norway, lives in the UK and wants to become a British comedian. “Norway is very boring,” he tells the judges. They expect stand-up.

Instead, he dances in a yellow high-visibility vest, takes it off and reveals another yellow vest. Then he does it again. The repetition becomes the joke. Cowell covers his face while the audience and other judges laugh. Backstage, Ant and Dec put on matching vests and join in.

“You pushed the stupidity to such a level,” one judge says, “it was killing me.” Asked about the stand-up they expected, Venn explains that the language makes it difficult for him. He has found a routine the room can follow without much speech.

Cowell calls it annoying and says none of it was very good. That response cannot account for everyone else’s laughter. Venn has made the refusal to stop part of the entertainment, and the hosts are now dressed for it.

Vitaly, in a yellow jumpsuit and superhero cape, creates a similar split with his accordion. Even the introductory questions turn into a struggle to get an answer between the music. He approaches the judges’ desk playing, and eventually Amanda and Alesha stand up to dance.

Alesha says his Michael Jackson performance changed her mind and asks to remove her X. Cowell says, “I just want this to end,” and later calls it one of the worst things he has heard. Vitaly goes through anyway.

A Disney song divides the room

Aaron gets a sharper reaction by taking a song from Frozen into death-metal screaming. Amanda recoils. She had expected something beautiful; afterward, she compares what she heard to Marilyn Manson.

“I found that offensive,” she tells him, adding that she hopes he loses his voice that afternoon. Elsewhere, he earns the label “the destroyer of Disney.” The outrage becomes part of the exchange, with another judge joking that Aaron sounds like the voice inside Cowell’s head telling him to be horrible to more people.

David asks what Aaron would perform next. “I could do Hakuna Matata next,” he replies. That prospect earns David’s yes. Amanda delivers a “cold, icy, frozen no.” Cowell says he has learned to listen to the audience behind him and votes yes.

Here, nobody has to agree that the performance is beautiful. Aaron offers a specific joke, carries it through and has another song ready. Whether the judges want to hear it depends on which side of the desk they occupy.

What counts as an act?

Isaac Johnson brings a different problem to America’s Got Talent. The 20-year-old from Minneapolis asks the judges to choose from objects in front of them. “I’m gonna put it in my mouth,” he explains.

He stretches his jaws around a butternut squash and fits a full-sized VHS tape horizontally into his mouth. Johnson says he holds a Guinness World Record for mouth gape. The judges acknowledge they have never seen anything like it, but one wants a record attempt on the show. The answer is a no with an invitation to return and break a record.

DJ John’s audition turns on an equally direct question about what he has done. The Newcastle volunteer radio DJ dances to “Let the Beat Control Your Body” and wins praise for getting people on their feet. Under questioning, he explains that he neither wrote nor mixed the song. He learned the dance and changed the movements.

Cowell votes no. Three other judges vote yes, and Ant and Dec join John onstage in matching “DJ John in the Mix” shirts. The dispute remains unresolved: Cowell wants more than a dance to someone else’s record; the others want to see John again.

Faces of Disco get a warmer verdict once they put on oversized masks of Cowell and Louis Walsh and dance. Cowell admits he buzzed too early because he expected a Village People impression. The pair finish with four yeses.

Wait for the landing

The final dancer, Dylan, arrives from County Cavan in Ireland. He is 16, nervous and outside his home country for the first time. Asked whether he can win, he says, “I’m gonna give her my best shot.” He follows that promise with sharp arm pops, bouncy footwork and a jump into a seated split.

Watch the full video for the turns that an early buzzer cannot predict: Luca’s first burst of dancing, the next vest beneath Venn’s vest and Paddy’s first aerial lift. Stay through the judges’ responses, too. Some withdraw their objections, some apologize, and some watch the contestant advance without changing their vote.

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